Thursday, August 16, 2007

RamblingSimon Rants About: Bestiality

Bestiality is an issue for many people. Why? I don't know. Maybe they just got molested by the family dog as a child. Maybe they just aren't into donkey shows. As far as I can tell, some people are really, really, really, really against bestiality. As for myself, I'm not sexually attracted to my dog, Madison, or any non-human for that matter, but some people are and I guess I'm cool with that to some extent. I read an article once about a guy who has sex with dolphins....

...I've always been curious as to how you'd have sex with a dolphin...and the differences between that and a woman.

But back to the guy who fucks Flipper. He goes on about his relationship with dolphins. He descibes his encounter with intimate detail that he feels something special for the creature. It's not just an object of lust, but his feelings are more nobel, sincere, and honest....which makes it a little less fucked up, I guess.

I guess all I'm really trying to say here is bestiality is only ok if you get the other animals consent. If you don't, it's rape. And rape is not cool in my book. Neither is the Kool-Aid Man. Busting through walls, thinking he's the shit and all....

Dolphin Sex: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

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