So, I was driving to McD's today, when I started listening to NPR because everyone plays crappy music. There was a debate on the issue of gay marriage that caught my attention. There was a priest and a gay man discussing the issue. I only got to listen to about 2 minutes of it, but it made me think about the different problems of the world. Many issues are so two-sided, it isn't funny. Take gay marriage, for instance. You either say, "They should be allowed, it's not anyone's place to dictate how other people live", or you say, "These people are sinners corrupting our churches! BURN IN HELL!!!!"
Why can't we look for a third option. In my opinion, both of those are wrong. The religous statement is WAY too closed minded and while the liberal opinion is a step in the right direction, it falls too short to solve the problem. The real solution isn't that it should be banned or it should be allowed; it should be that all marriages should be banned. Simple as that! Everybody wins because everyone loses!
Applying the three-sided debate to an issue can really help make a difference. In fact, I have a solution to ONE issue that will solve ALL issues altogether. The answer lies in the controversial issue of abortion. Again, a two-sided debate: you are for it or you are against it. This issue is VERY similar to the gay marriage issue where I can copy and paste the two arguments of the issue from the first paragraph down here. And once again, both issues have their own social and political standpoints, but nobody seeks an alternative. I have the solution to this problem and it DEFINITELY ISN'T either of those two! Screw being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice; I'm Pro-Abortion! That's right! Abortions should be 100% MANDATORY in ALL situations!
The results will be phenominal! In 25 years, overpopulation will be scoffed at; pollution, crime, drugs,and the amount of teen mothers supporting children grinding total strangers at a strip club will be at an all time low; and the environment will start to prosper once again! In a century, there will be no more wars, no more starvation, no more crimes, and no more suffering. The Earth will truly be a better place!
We shall start the movement now! Hell, get knocked up right now! Just put the abortion on my tab!
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