When Bob Barker ended one of his episodes of The Price is Right, he reminded viewers to control the pet population by getting dogs spade or neutered.
The Chinese are no different.
In nature, the animal population is controlled by many factors: disease, famine, war, cults subjecting followers to drink punch with arsenic in it. The Chinese are doing us a favor. If it wasn't for these wonderful people paying immigrants with slave wages, society would crumble. The streets would be covered in animals. Even worse, they'd start to grow intellectually. Pretty soon the US would be like the Manor Farm and we'd all get kicked out by the animals. Then they'd create Animal Farm and have leaders based off famous figures from the 1940s and we'd be drowning in symbolism left and right.
Plus, the Chinese make dogs and cats taste YUMMY! So all in all, the Chinese are responsible for keeping us satisfied at the top of the food chain.
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