We've all experienced death some point in our life. Either our dog tried to play chicken with an oncoming vehicle and went out hardcore by not backing off, or maybe a grandparent passed away from natural causes (Also known in many other cultures as "Being Really Fucking Old") In 2002, about 57,029,000 people had caught a bad case of death and failed to report it to their family physician. Those poor souls learned their lessons!
In that year, the number one cause of this was heart disease. About 29% of the people who died in 2002 died of it! About 19% died of an infectious disease and about 12% died of cancer.
Now, this is just my opinion, but GOD DAMN, THAT'S BORING!
I shouldn't say I have my death planned out, because I don't, but I have a strict policy about HOW I die. I refuse to be one who submits to natural causes. Disease is not the way to go. That's one of the lamest forms of death! The hospital bed is so depressing. It's also becoming too cliché. Who wants to die in a common death? That's why gunshot wound is also another way I don't want to die. You hear about it all the time in the news because someone slept around with some guys wife and whatnot! In fact, if the War on Terror doesn't make progress soon, I'll have to make sure not to die of a fiery explosion from some suicidal maniac. I swear, that's the main headline at least TWICE A WEEK! "[Insert Number] People Died From Bombing in [Insert Middle Eastern City]". IT'S OLD NEWS! GIVE IT A REST!
If I did have to choose the way I die...I'd still say impalement, like I have for many years. Oh sure, it'd hurt like hell, but if I was just going for my morning jog in the park and all of a sudden some random guy SKEWERS me with a javelin, that'd be worth it! This is the last memory people will have of you. If it goes through you just right, you can say something cool like, "Et tu, brute?"
Go against the traditional forms of dying! Go out with a bang! No suicide! That's cheating!!!
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